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ph, genitalia 

So, I know I said I needed to do this four days ago, but I finally made an appointment to talk to a doctor about my testicle problems. Hopefully, thursday, we get some answers (and hopefully no bad news)

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So, while I'm not cut out to be any of y'all's adopted mom (I'm not a good mother and I'm a bit young to be any of y'all's mom anyways), I will happily be your adopted cousin or sister. So, uh, if that's something you'd like, I'm here.

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thanks to every deity that my parents will never get on Mastodon

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alc 

Seriously. Give me an hour, and I'll be right back to sober. What the fuck? Who designed this. That alcohol was disgusting and I can't even get anywhere near drunk off the amount I have?! Fucking hell.

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alc 

Me, pre-drinking: I should make sure I don't accidentally start going out and causing trouble if I get drunk.

Me, post-drinking: I wonder what my BAC is about anyways. *Checks* Are you fucking kidding me?

I had 15 mL of whiskey. It was disgusting. The highest my BAC'll get? ~0.02%. And that's a perfect storm situation for *45 mL*. My BAC probably topped out around 0.01%. I'm nowhere near drunk. According to the internet, I'm lucky to be feeling *any* effects whatsoever.

alc, - 

It's not even 15:00 and I'm considering getting drunk. Like, actual drunk not "uwu I had some alcohol" drunk. I know it's a bad idea, and I probably won't, but the fact I'm considering it should give you an idea of how shit my day's going.

-, ph (genitalia) 

Well, this is a morning. Fuckin', I'm pretty sure I've got a varicocele, and I'm currently lying in bed trying to deal with the pain from that rather than going to class. Additionally, my phone's updated to Android 10, which is completely throwing me off. The morning could be much worse, but fucking hell it could be better

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dija ever just declare yourself an antipope because why not?

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random reminder about content warnings 

a lot of people's use of content warnings is not to remove content from their feed. it's so they can see "oh, this is gonna be about depression, i should make sure i'm mentally ready to read it" before they do read it.

because filters to mute words don't have an option to place a CW over them automatically, filters are *not* always fitting for this - we want to see certain discussions of sexual assault, we just need that layer on top so that we don't run headfirst into a trigger unprepared.

Rating the corresponding virtues 

Chastity: Not my kink. 1/7
Temperance: Meh. 3/7
Charity: Good, but hard to do. 5/7
Diligence: With *my* brain?! 2/7
Patience: see diligence, 2/7
Gratitude: Not a bad idea, 4/7
Humility: I try. Sometimes it's hard, sometimes I go too far. But, I try. 4/7

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Rating the seven deadly sins 

Lust: Need I even say anything? 7/7
Gluttony: Pretty good. Can get old after a while, but still pretty good. 6/7
Greed: Kinda shitty to others, but, honestly, this is the state the world is in now. 3/7 (*maaaaayyyybe* a 4/7 on a good day)
Sloth: I always enjoy sleeping in, though the not wanting to do stuff gets old, 4/7
Wrath: Rarely useful, 2/7
Envy: What am I supposed to do with this?! 1/7
Pride: Doesn't do much, though could make up for low self-esteem. 2/7

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A discussion of vuln nicknames in a discord server I'm in

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CVE or nickname? 

General audience needs to know: Catchy nickname. Fuckin' kitsch it up. Heartbleed, spectre, meltdown. Whatever'll get it on the evening news.

Class of vulns, multiple CVEs, technical audience: A nickname is in order, though maybe don' t go too kitschy on this one.

Single vuln/Single CVE, technical audience: CVE.

Or, ya know, do whatever feels right. I'm not the boss of you. This is just my thoughts, but I'm no professional. Your thoughts are probably just as good as mine.

So, while I'm not cut out to be any of y'all's adopted mom (I'm not a good mother and I'm a bit young to be any of y'all's mom anyways), I will happily be your adopted cousin or sister. So, uh, if that's something you'd like, I'm here.

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ph (-) 

You ever just get a migraine right before class starts?
Yeah. Me, too.

Owwwwwwww.

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raw emotion (with a not-so-small dash of love and caring for everyone, human or not), a fuckton of baryons (with a dose of leptons for good measure), and a light sprinkling of fox powder

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