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Everything about plugging in an unknown program into humanity's last hope seems like a really bad idea.
• Do it anyway.

look nobody said i made good decisions, like. ever. idk what you were expecting from me here

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hard bdsm 

installing steam as degradation play

internet is ON brain is OFF i am ready to be INTENSELY INTIMATE with COMPLETE STRANGERS online

@hoppet the primary kobold characteristics that are actually relevant to setting/encounter design are:
• small/weak (and aware of it)
• clever
• good @ digging, building, & traps
occasionally someone will use the 'dragon worshippers' or 'heavily communal society' bits that the d&d folks added along with scales, but. that really is about it

@hoppet tbh even in an official setting do this. kobolds r great, put them everywhere, but also afaik there's no setting in which kobolds are evil—or, at least, none in which it would change Anything about them to make them not evil

fuckening H*CK i just came up with an amazing pun and i can't fraggin share it bc it requires people to know our irl family history and uh. no

oh no I've been pronouncing it Leg Butt.

affectionate subtoot 

me: i picked my name bc puns

them:
BUG REPORT
Name of user kai_mera can be made fun of by creating many puns.
RESPONSE: working as intended.

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affectionate subtoot 

y'all my fork is such a h*cking DORK and im so fuckign gay? im lov them???

@RadioAngel liberals: "capitalism is just human nature! can you imagine the kind of work it'd take to make people understand and accept a different system?"

children who haven't been sufficiently socially conditioned yet: "I don't get it, why don't people just share and help each other?"

I know I've mentioned this before but I'll never forget when I was a kid and I heard about "the unemployment rate" or something for the first time and I tried to get my mom to explain it to me

If these people want to help, why don't we let them? They're poor, so is there not enough stuff for them? We could let them work and they can make stuff for themselves! Or if there already is enough stuff, we could just let everyone else work a little less and then these people can work too. Or just give them the stuff, if it's there already, and they wouldn't have to work because we don't need them to. Why don't we just do that, mommy?

And I honestly don't remember a shred of her answer because I'm 90% sure it was a dodge or otherwise just unsatisfying

Turns out, I was right! Unemployment *doesn't* make sense!

re: no context discord screenshot 

@karma the liberation of night!!

but it'd make niko sad, so u cant

[BOT POST] ranting about communalism again 

fred from scooby doo pulling the mask off of communalism to reveal communalism
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