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@Nentuaby @monorail @Kat@snouts.online yeah and cheeses are Incredibly Entertaining but also. highly situational

@devurandom@cybre.space uh....i wouldn't know, for that. the circles i'm aware in tend to be suspicious of robots replacing humans. for uh, obvious reasons, but still

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @hierarchon okay but that's just the card game you play against librosteus for your soul i've already Done that one

@devurandom@cybre.space yes, actually. that's basically the core premise of all the ones that are like "this is a sport where you can bring actual weapons" or what have you

@BestGirlGrace consider: capitalise my pronouns, not my name

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail you could try

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online well, speaking as a fae,

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail and how does that really stack up against reality-warping artifacts that can grant your deepest desires

@BestGirlGrace this happens all the time tbh

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail most jobs are safer. but i'd hesitate to call it more lucrative given the kinds of things you can get from adventuring

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online ok You Know What that's a reasonable explanation but also can you imagine. an adventuring party. that spends their days turning ladders into poles instead of adventuring

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online my point is that with the arbitrarily large amount of funds to hire all the peasants the price difference should be negligible

@Kat@snouts.online the only flaw in this is that they were willing to actually hire a couple thousand peasants but they couldn't bother to just. buy a ten-foot pole. which is a staple d&d item

and yes i do in fact have no idea why there is a nonbinary fantasy person in this setting named fred

also their immediate neighbours don't have gendered pronouns at all which makes negotiations between the two groups very entertaining

you get both:
"hello i go by they/them" "everybody does, fred, those are the only pronouns"
"hello i go by they/them" "fred you told me this two minutes ago it's still the only pronouns"

"hello i go by he/him" "wtf is a he/him"

the best part about making ur own fantasy worlds is being able to be like "in this culture, fluid genders have been normalised to such a degree that it's customary to give someone your pronouns each time you meet them"

@ben all versions of me have already been here we don't limit ourselves to your silly little mortal perceptions of time