orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

The perfect band name is already taken, and it was Teenage Jesus and the Jerks

@troubleMoney Grateful that you block, mad that we have to

The annoying thing about being in tech is you don't know how formal or informal to be.

Motherfucker senior devs from Stanford will be in cargo shorts and busted t-shirts and not tipping.

Wtf do you wear to an interview?

How gay can you get away?

Can I add an emoji to this email?

Why did they add an emoji to that email?

What do I make of this 40 year old program manager adding multiple exclamation marks to this Trello board task?

Who the fuck knows! It's tech! Weeee!

90s gangsta rap radio edits like "Murder murder murder [censor 'shit'] murder murder"

GIT EXISTS.

I COULD BE DOING THIS SO MUCH FASTER IN MARKDOWN.

Between this shitty keyboard not registering key strokes, and having to use laggy Word online for version control...

"Kathleen Hanna stated that it influenced her work with Le Tigre.[20]"

Yeah, no shit.

The way black artists always "inspire" white ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy_U-0s1_G8

ESG - "Erase You"

Basically: What if Le Tigre was from the 70s Bronx, not white, and better in every way

Hey.

Can we talk about how even the lions in the Lion King had that fucking 90s mushroom haircut

My main issue with other gamers is the whole, "Getting very bigoted and violent over ridiculous bullshit children's games", which is very much mitigated by Nintendo not have voice chat, but...I just...want to play with my gfs?

"Boy oh boy I wish I could play with the random public instead of my dear pals" - the mirror universe version of myself who likes other gamers for some forsaken reason

Nintendo needs to immediately add online play with friends to Mario Maker 2 because average random gamers are smelly and have cooties

@goblin@godforsaken.website This is my Spotify recs after I listen to one Strokes song

Mannfred Mann is the kind of name you would come with if you were a robot writing a fable with typical talking animal characters, such as foxes and humans

@maple Thank you!

I'm only seeing this now because I had accidentally turned off all notifications...

I used to ghostwrite listicles for a living. It was exactly as fun and well-paying as you would think.

The only one I really liked was about Goose Bumps books, cuz those are a trip.

The rest were agonizing because I had to write fluffy bubblegum trash according to strict corporate rules and a tight word count.

I had a weird dream last night that included, among other things, a men's restroom at a boarding school that included little jars full of medication, including a full syringe of depo-estradial.