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well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops 

@Nine I had roommates who named their cat Chomsky. He just has a very good name for grouchy animals

@melissasage Splatoon2 made you jump through hoops to play with friends, tho.

we used the corpses of dinosaurs to teach rocks how to do math and for some reason we decided the best way to utilize this is to make a global network of thinking rocks that make people sad

recurring bad-faith arguments 

  • accusing someone else of being what they are in order to muddy the waters
  • claiming that because something isn't perfect it should be entirely destroyed
  • actively working to sabotage that thing that they're saying doesn't work perfectly
  • trying to change the discussion to where exactly the line is drawn rather than which people are on the wrong side of the line
  • blaming someone else for causing a problem that they themself created
  • "we're not all irredeemably bad people" when accused of being or working with an irredeemably bad person
  • just straight-up lying about what words mean and claiming things as fact that are exactly the opposite of easily-verifiable facts

now for the hard part

what recent situation am I talking about?

describing a protest using words like "inappropriate" and "disruptive" to cries of "yes, thank you, we know what a protest is"

@troubleMoney He was acting like, because there was a sticker for a legal practice in the image, I was advertizing my services.

And I really do not want to deal with explaining why I would want to post photos of dirty stickerbombed street furniture to people who only view it as vandalism.

@troubleMoney Yeah, I signed up for PixelFed, but then some rando went on a post I had made and started yelling at me about how much he hates lawyers.

Is there a good instance for posting pictures of graffiti? One where I'm not going to get @ed by a rowdy white grandfather?

this is just like how we got pewdiepie out here literally indoctrinating millions of kids into fucking nazis with markiplier endorsing him constantly with none of their shitty fucking fans batting a fucking eye bc people keep downplaying marginalization and the rise of the alt right

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Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"

drugs 

And the thing is, I did smoke weed. I smoked a lot of weed. That job was stressful. I just didn't do it inside, furthermore I lacked the power to be at my job working AND at my apartment smoking weed at the same time.

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drugs 

The worst thing about Seattle was how lily white everything was, combined with how lacking in self awareness they all were about it. Staten Island has a similar population and ethnic breakdown, but is acutely aware of it. Seattle swears it's a very progressive town.

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When I moved back, I had to email the landlord a couple of times to get my deposit back. I made sure to remind him the first time that he had a time limit to respond before I could take him to court for not returning it.

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