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The time is almost upon us

we used the corpses of dinosaurs to teach rocks how to do math and for some reason we decided the best way to utilize this is to make a global network of thinking rocks that make people sad

• accusing someone else of being what they are in order to muddy the waters
• claiming that because something isn't perfect it should be entirely destroyed
• actively working to sabotage that thing that they're saying doesn't work perfectly
• trying to change the discussion to where exactly the line is drawn rather than which people are on the wrong side of the line
• blaming someone else for causing a problem that they themself created
• "we're not all irredeemably bad people" when accused of being or working with an irredeemably bad person
• just straight-up lying about what words mean and claiming things as fact that are exactly the opposite of easily-verifiable facts

now for the hard part

what recent situation am I talking about?

describing a protest using words like "inappropriate" and "disruptive" to cries of "yes, thank you, we know what a protest is"

@hipsterbeastboy south park is fundamentally reactionary

this is just like how we got pewdiepie out here literally indoctrinating millions of kids into fucking nazis with markiplier endorsing him constantly with none of their shitty fucking fans batting a fucking eye bc people keep downplaying marginalization and the rise of the alt right

Robotnik: "Haha! You've fallen into my trap, Sonic! Now witness as I steal ALL the chaos emeralds!"
Sonic: "ok boomer"
Robotnik: "... I... W... HOW DARE YOU!?"