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imagine being the first thing you do when you post on birdland

I was accosted by rats. That's very annoying.

— Sodel Mothdastudib, broker

Animaniacs: Harpo Marx has a fursona, and it's an imaginary black mammal that sounds like Ringo Starr and wears a baseball cap backwards.

Last.fm is good because you don't have to wait until the end of the year to get roasted for your musical taste AND you can get roasted for your taste back going back past 2010.

Oh, you binge-listened to Fischer-Spooner's constipation song back in 2006? Guess what, fucko? That's in your top 10 favorite songs until you beat 94 listens.

Just looked up the bios of the Trans Siberian orchestra and let’s just say that I am *very* disappointed.

I wonder how CJayC feels about the current state of things.

Animaniacs: What if the Marx Brothers were furries, and one of them was Gilda Radner?

Just saw someone who isn't white having a job and a happy life. What's up with this forced diversity?

it's a testament to america's shitty racist DNA that it is taking this long to decrim and legalize/tax weed when it's way better revenue than arbitrarily imprisoning/enslaving minorities and stealing their shit

science, pol, (not so) hot take 

The replication crisis is a problem of capitalism. The need to earn grants and to publish "ground-breaking" research lest you lose your job means that no one really gets to focus on making sure all that older stuff gets published. You're better off trying to show some cool new fact than to replicate (or fail to replicate) something done 20 years ago.

A version of Moby-Dick where every word hyperlinks to every other instance of that word, front to back, in a cycle. So, the first word, "call," links to the last instance of "call" in the book. The next instance of "call" links to the next-to-last instance, etc.

The first gen of Pokemon was a base 151 encoding where one of the numerals was a secret, and you could generate new glitch numerals

Ivysaur (pokedex number 2) + Ivysaur (pokedex number 2) equals Charmander (pokedex number 4)

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