wen @cyrridven@computerfairi.es

subscribing to the onlyfans of ppl you love and admire 'cuz you want them to have money in these trying times

I know shit's gonna get bad, but oh the schadenfeude of seeing fascist after fascist test positive for the coronavirus is so. good.

this whole time I was scared about COVID-19 transmission before symptoms start showing, but apparently, white ppl are way dummer than that?

Next up in world news: All candidates over 50 die of COVID-19, Tulsi Gabbard takes presidency by default, hands over control of US to Science of Identity Foundation.

if I started saying ool /ˈəʊəl/ instead of seminal /ˈsɛmɪn(ə)l/, how confused would y'all be?

worried about my loved ones with astma, they're my precious high-risk babies and I don't want anything bad to happen to them 😭

"draco took harry's wand firmly in his two hands as he looked up and locked eyes. 'expecto patronum', he whispered."

someone in my apartment building fucking snitched on the homeless people taking shelter in our garage, and he gave a key to the fucking cops

didn't get much work done yesterday, but hey, at least my baking is getting better? and I have dozens and dozens of muffins now?

this is my account for whinging at the world, it seems

tfw you get carsick on the bus to work and you throw up and now you're stuck at work when all you wanna do is curl up in bed and die

i guess it’s telling that she didn’t think it’d really be necessary to set her story any later than 2025

octavia butler writing about the breaking down of society, immense inequality, and the election of a violent bigot running with the slogan “make america great again” in the late nineties is... whew

the second guy notes that "while she is in gender transition, for the time being she is still comfortable being identified as a female [sic] and with female pronouns"

tfw u have to censor your psychiatric assessment because the guy decided it was necessary to have a full paragraph explaining what you were wearing

looking at you, cis people who go "I think... he? they?... haha what is gender anyway" specifically and only at trans women

haha they playing sexual healing in the sexual health clinic waiting room I appreciate this

I do hope people stop tagging me in their GitHub templates, though.

I am comedy genius.

I've been making lots of cupcakes recently. That's it. That's what I wanted to say.