wen @cyrridven@computerfairi.es

Might just be me, but I've never been able to tell Janice Turner and J.K. Rowling apart.

Ah yes, the UK, where you can choose between the blue Tories, the red Tories, the orange Tories, the yellow Tories, and the Nazis.

tfw your muscles hurt from all that yoga and turns out your magic wand has ANOTHER use who could've known

covid19, lewd

I'm amazed at their technological prowess

like did that shit just happen automatically the day I started estrogen, and if so, how did they know?!

just tried to register for discord, only to find out that not only did I already have an account, but I was already subscribed to two trans women's discords

subscribing to the onlyfans of ppl you love and admire 'cuz you want them to have money in these trying times

I know shit's gonna get bad, but oh the schadenfeude of seeing fascist after fascist test positive for the coronavirus is so. good.

this whole time I was scared about COVID-19 transmission before symptoms start showing, but apparently, white ppl are way dummer than that?

Next up in world news: All candidates over 50 die of COVID-19, Tulsi Gabbard takes presidency by default, hands over control of US to Science of Identity Foundation.

if I started saying ool /ˈəʊəl/ instead of seminal /ˈsɛmɪn(ə)l/, how confused would y'all be?

worried about my loved ones with astma, they're my precious high-risk babies and I don't want anything bad to happen to them 😭

"draco took harry's wand firmly in his two hands as he looked up and locked eyes. 'expecto patronum', he whispered."

someone in my apartment building fucking snitched on the homeless people taking shelter in our garage, and he gave a key to the fucking cops

didn't get much work done yesterday, but hey, at least my baking is getting better? and I have dozens and dozens of muffins now?

this is my account for whinging at the world, it seems

tfw you get carsick on the bus to work and you throw up and now you're stuck at work when all you wanna do is curl up in bed and die

i guess it’s telling that she didn’t think it’d really be necessary to set her story any later than 2025