jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

the doctor asked who my next of kin was but i thought i said no doubles :(((

hey girls, so uh *commits arson*

@danishcookies he is absorbing retoots for the infinity gauntlet

When your cat crawls in your lap and does the head bump thing

Fingers in his Skyrim was my cry for help. Buy Skyrim for only $39.99 on steam!

Its really only been 3 days and i feel more bonded with any of you than near anyone on 3 years of tumblr im

banished to mastodon for fortnite crimes

me: join masto
friend: no
me: the tweets are called toots
friend:

*comes to ur house and steals ur kins*

@Butches blockt

Anytime I see someone with a .party instance:

Tops are a social construct

@danishcookies Galaxy brain: use an Android emulator and fake the GPS position