jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

three tips to help you relieve stress:
- pet cats
- smooch cats
- tell cats you love them

hey my prof marc read a story w mana in it and didn’t know what mana meant anyway please appreciate this super specific meme

i open my mouth to speak
no words come out
only toots

hatsune miku sucked my dick in a toriel cosplay and stole my wallet

Cishet man: "I don't understand why women do strength training??? Who would that appeal to???"

Me, imagining being carried in the arms of a powerful butch woman: 😍😍😍

Technically, all omnivores are bi

Surfs up! *runs with a surfboard into lava and dies*

I always enjoy a good

When ppl retoot me

names 2 call ur followers
- tooters
-tootuals
-tootyfrooties
-dumbass clowns

you activated my trap card: dick magic

anyone who says reblogging instead of the superior retooting is banned blocked and deleted

if youre blonde, rich, have big boobs and like wonderbread unfollow me rn