jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Can’t stop fidgeting and I can’t help but wonder if there’s some underlying reason why???

i've been unpopular for as long as i've been alive do NOT put me on any popular list i will Scream

@peculiar_perryble mastodon is opening a pandora’s box that is never should have

lmfao what is this popular list what's happening

it was a really bad idea to start ranking users because now this entire website (myself included) are going to start foaming at the mouth even harder for a measurement of fame

kinnies nonkinnies
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bullying kinnies

seagulls are nsfw (not safe for worms)

boost this toot for queers

how is cornhusk grassley still even alive how does he still produce his own body heat h

Life is so weird rn because on a personal level I've never been thriving so hard but on a global level things are more dire than I've ever seen in my life. I'm so happy and excited but scared and worried and I don't know how to reconcile that emotionally

anyone else wanna do meth

i think its time for a serious conversation about the direction of this platform. a user directory seems so counter to everything mastodon culture is about, and it's even more a waste of time when weighed against really pressing technical issues, like account migration which wouls allow for true decentralization, or minimizing disk usage consumption. the resolution of these issues would contribute enormously to the long term viability of the fediverse. nobody asked for a user directory

voltron

tonight,,, momther will feast.. on a grill ed cheese.., and tea.., treat ursekf..,

Love too have an existential crisis once a week

look at how big this is now. almost 2 million accounts across the fediverse. there are way smaller open source projects governed by committee.