jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

The supreme lifeform is Ursula the sea witch.
+ octopus
+ shapeshifter
+ witch
+ fat femme
+ was supposed to be voiced by Divine

@Toasterfucker stop censoring me

@GayBowser im kicking u from the rabbit

me gettin redy for coochie

HEY FOLLOWERS!!!!!! ...................................... I .,, love u....... [smooch]

plotting to overthrow the bourgeoisie

i humbly ask to see pictures of peoples pets

me and my friends waiting for coochie

#findingnemogang

*meets a mastodon user irl* i-i like your spinal cord!

Rats are cool and all but what about Spiders? They have tiny paws!

mastodon users be like

annoying on main

gay (self diagnosed)

get,, a load of that rat,,
get a LOAD.., of THAT RAT!!!
g et a load!!!, WHOOO!!!
look at th t RAT!!!

i am the rat that makes all of the rules

People who don’t think the bathroom bills are big deals have probably never entered the mens bathroom out of fear that they didn’t pass only to horrifyingly discover that they did.

@danishcookies i can't help it, tbh, i always look morbid upon close or not-so-close examination

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come to think of it, i think that's why i'm a crow