jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

It’s not my goal to pass as anything. I’m me and this is what I look like.

It’s safe to say TERFs have no clue what trans women are actually like and only have the weird transphobic caricatures that they invent and share.

I hope that cis people understand that there’s enough trans people that they’ve almost definitely interacted with one whether they realize it or not.

my therapist: have you tried yoga?
me: have you tried dialectical materialism?

since everyone is giving ants the attention they deserve heres a fun fact

there are ants called grasscutter ants that farm grass to feed to a fungus that grows inside their hive which they eat
the fungus also produces way too much carbon dioxide, so to counter it the ants had built in vents to filter out the carbon dioxide, and other vents to bring in fresh air so they dont, yknow, die

Is )(e... You know. [Makes mime motions.]

ukpol, cursed

hello friends love to you all and death to america theanks ✌️ 😎

doctor: sir u only have 5 minutes left to live
me: say no more

@uranianUmbra you either die a cute baby, or live to see yourself become mr. mime.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

my cat just booped my nose with her nose

for sale:

@Slipperywerm that’s where Jacobs cum is stored

*incoherent communist ranting*

A ton of street-chocolate made by an industrial accident in Westoennen, Germany.
https://www.apnews.com/6a74666cea1c49f28443c5b06e07dd06

youve heard of catgirls
youve heard of catboys

now get ready for:
nyanbinary people

i feel so bad for people who dont like bats like im seriously sorry for you

Mr mime fuckers are NOT valid. Fuck a real monster like venom

#freespeech can succ my penee