jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

imagine listening to spiritualized without crying. couldnt be me

gonna give my cat some nip

I changed my mind. I am gonna join Sunbeam City. They are run like a collective. I love it.

no mods, no masters

Wow, Putin tricked black people into thinking America is racist? That's wild.

capitalism and the market based commodity production scheme need to be eliminated, they're-wait hold on

*someone does a joke online*
A CORPORATE EXECUTIVE: hehe well this is pretty epic!! How Can I Drain Capital From Its Still-Bleeding Neck

aroace ppl are valid

@danishcookies a convertible is just gargling you

a fellow submarine

Mods are asleep, post fat spiders

@danishcookies mods have very messed up sleep patterns, never be so sure

the communist manifesto and harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban are literally the same thing

eyelids are just eyeball foreskin

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY EVERYONE

Hegel, after falling through a time portal into 21st century america and seeing the ways in which white people have appropriated various aspects of black culture, music, and social mores