jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

yelling about why linguistic prescriptivism is bad at the dinner table like a very normal person

Paper #snowflakes on a window with the curtain closed

#Photography

@lynnesbian FUCKEN FUCK U LYNNE

@soft ah yes, hoxe, the plural of hoe

this was me then and this is me now. i stand by this picture. circa 2016

pop that clit like a pimple

@lynnesbian i open this every 30 minutes just to remind myself of what pain really is

@lynnesbian
I was warned, yet I did not listen. "it cant be that bad". it was. punished for my hubris

@lynnesbian

every time i read this, i grimace

discord is pretty much the only Shit Program that i'm forced to use daily and now it won't even fucking open

ketosis even sounds like something that could kill you, and yet, people still dont learn

me, choking out the next guy who comes into the theater to buy an ipa with his own scarf: i bet your favorite movie is dunkirk you son of a bitch.

this holiday season dont let your dreams stay dreams: kill the asshole in front of you who is exchanging lengthy witticisms with the cashier. bury your arms in his viscera and paint a portrait of pure pain with the viscous fluids. hail santa.

cant stop posting wont stop posting

*yelling into the end of a ethernet cord*

wake!!! up!! pals!! i miss you!