jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

y'all would love my wife. a TSA agent once waved her through, then waved at her angrily bc she had to stop for a moment to gather her things, and she looked at them and said "use your words,"

every time a cissie asks if i like drag race my pool of beatific patience gets one drop lighter and i get one step closer to blotting out the sun with forbidden gender magicks

Christmas tree idea: hang a bunch of silver-painted buttplugs as ornaments and no one can tell the difference.

i saw citrus twee at wal*mart and she was calling the cashier a "stupid twink" and knocking over piles of canned beans

the coochie elf is a twink now

Download A Car by sp00t https://web.archive.org/web/20100823212937im_/http://customize.org:80/bb4win/themes/67687

tall girl: *exists*

me: 💖💖💖

when your a italian in a cramped kitchen preparing dips for a small gathering of friends

"eyyyy im guaccing here"

@Gaynebula @queerchangeling

@Gaynebula You know why

Ok Google why the FUCK do I have a crush on Bowser and why do so many fellow gays(TM) agree with me

greasing myself up and sliding around my living room floor in a pile of oil, carpe diem motherfuckr

i'm gnot a gnelf... i'm gnot a gnoblin... i'm gnonbinary!

Wow just heard about this Goatse thing and uh wow