jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@Eweish titus andronicus!

"Villian, I have done thy mother."

@lynnesbian @nuttgodd OHHH SHIIIIIT.

HELLO POLICE? ID LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER!!??!!!?!;?

@nuttgodd LMAOOOOOOOO FLAT EARTHERS DSTROYED

@lynnesbian no the globe is flat it's winter everywhere silly

mpregmafia

Nightcore is legitimate copyright infringment in 95% of cases.

@00dani let mario be princess peach imo

I would say "I'm 100% sure it's CAPITALISM". Cause the only dream I have is the destruction of #CAPITALISM! So…

#meme #anticapitalism

Turning on super-dark mode that makes both the background and text pure black so I don't have to read my bad toots

Hackers Threaten to Dump Insurance Files Related to 9/11 Attacks
– The Dark Overlord appears to be trying to capitalize on conspiracy theories about the September 11 attacks.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/yw79k5/hacker-group-threatens-dump-911-insurance-files-dark-overlord
'...“Pay the fuck up, or we're going to bury you with this. If you continue to fail us, we'll escalate these releases by releasing the keys, each time a Layer is opened, a new wave of liability will fall upon you,” the extortion note reads...'

New Years Resolution: Kill Google

@garfiald hey kid, sorry to break it to you but youre bigender now. thems the fuckin rules

applying for the position of guy who goes around the maternity ward assigning random ass genders to all the babies for shits and giggles

@Nine
Linux? Oh you said Linux! Yeah my buddy drove a Linux back in before he moved to California.
@cheyenne