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meta, pleroma, discourse 

i have thought long and hard about a solution for the conflict between the clashing cultures of mastodonians and pleromans, and i have come up with a solution that we all will find mutually agreeable

thats right, im talking about corner prophets, a project which organizes hip-hop concerts with mastodon and pleroma rappers with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts

the federation is nothing more than a group of loosely related warlords and their visciously loyal armies, vieing for control over the imperial palace

police 

Just saw some cops talking to a middle aged straight white couple. Wonder what they're doin 🤔

horrors from the old internet 

@CyclopsCaveman i mean, this does technically describe goatse, so you're not wrong

introducing the prequel to the hit viral video, two girls one cup, one man one room

so apparantly this image is the peak of comedy for me because i cant stop laughing internally at it

weed 

i accidentally weeded at the weed time. level up! 🏆✨

the absolute worst guys in school were the ones who tried to show you that they "jailbreaked" their phone. fuck off mark

now, i'm working for a food co-op as a collective manager and sysadmin. it's better, but i barely make over minimum wage and every day is a struggle. it doesn't feel sustainable in the long run. i feel silly even complaining about this, because i feel like i have a bunch of privilege compared to many. i'm running on fumes though, and if there isn't a revolution soon (or at least reforms on the level of UBI [throws up in mouth a little]) i don't know how i'm going to survive
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i want to build things. i want organize my community. i want to plant gardens. i want to teach community classes to young kids using popular video games. i want to help young people learn to cook and make herbal medicine. i want to make zines with my queer friends. all of these have so much value to me, but aren't valued under capitalism
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@ben these are the same assholes who would buy some new expensive electronics just to smash them with a bat and set them on fire.

@lyliawisteria this is more like the people who buy season tickets or expensive shoes after they're already angry for the sole purpose of destroying a product they have legally purchased.

@ben probably the same people that burn season tickets and expensive shoes they already paid for.

I hope whatever instance admin spent $10 setting up that new domain name for their bot that yells at people about the bible thinks it was worth the five seconds they wasted for every instance admin who had to defederate.

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!