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politics, cw:rape, cw:pedo
@audrey
And of course, keeping a massive infesting hive of rapist and pedophiles in the white house and Hollywood.
politics
@audrey
Similar to how they say "Muslim govs are oppressing women and lgbt" and then turn to transphobic bathroom policies, homophobic hatespeech and attack on reproductive healthcare in the next breath.
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re: politics
@Nowak millions of americans are literally going to starve if the government doesnt stop being shit and pointlessly stopping all the important services, and they have the gall to fucking interfere with venezuela.
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politics
really cool how the US can support a coup under the claim that the venezualan government is failing its people while failing to provide its own people basic services
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@ben if i were a contestant on this game show, i would simply name all the shapes "carmilla" because that is a very pretty name
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game show concepts
Contestants are shown a variety of geometric shapes and must name each one without panicking and running out of the room in fear.
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Things that need to be normalised in 2019 part 2:
•Plural systems
•Trans children being accepted
•Autistic self-advocacy
•People using it/its pronouns
•Littles
racism, white South Africans
Haha, who the fuck wrote this shit?
game show concepts
Pin the rich on the guillotine
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game show concepts
Contestants are given a dog and they are permitted (and encouraged) to pet the dog.
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game show concepts
A Fediverse-based dating game show where 10 people enter and all 10 of them leave in a single polyamorous relationship.
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game show concepts
A show where you have to guess someone's gender in 20 questions or less
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game show concepts
Wheel! Of! Bees!
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Contestants and the audience have all their money taken from them and then distributed equally.
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hey guys I just bit into this tomate and uh...
@garfiald everyone quick to talk about how garfield's tomato was full of cum, but no one stops to ask why someone would just bite into a whole ass tomato instead of cutting it up and cooking it into a meal or tossing it in a salad or something?
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When @garfiald dies, we shall hold his funeral on a Monday.
@garfiald
Give in feline. It is inevitable.
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I Am Intimidated By Pretty Girls, A Memoir
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transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
Joined Dec 2018
