jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

jk we decided a pastry bag (or multiple) filled with cum would be a better storage/delivery system

@JohnBrownJr
that's what they meant when they said I was a chip off the block huh

freezing my sperm diy style (keeping a huge ice cube of cum in my freezer) then anytime the wife wants to procreate we just chip a little cum off the old cum block and insert it into her coochie

piranha plant is amazing, how did nintendo manage to create a smash character that is both incredibly annoying to fight against and also not viable at all

me: hi-
piranha plant: *spike ball, poison breath, stretch attack that goes across the entire stage for some reason*

right wing christian thought is so weak that its only defense against oppositional thought is to isolate itself from it completely and never engage

as soon as you get out of the bubble, it all falls apart. this is why evangelicalism is dying among the youth

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1090327478722281472

lol eat jizz pig

@milly and I'd rather we be a coalition of people who've fucked up and worked through it earnestly who ultimately have many shared goals, than an ever-narrowing group of pure souls untainted by fault who all have exactly the same priorities without any deviation

Now that #Vermont is back to single digits F, time to share my favorite ice-related infograpic.

#LearnFromSenseiPenguin

#mastoart IT IS KNOWN

I can't believe this is something I have to see with my own two (2) eyes

@danishcookies

None of you are free of sin