jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

LOVE IS STORED IN THE SNAIL!!!

free boobs to good home

It'll be great when BuzzFeed finally discovers this site and has to pay someone to write and publish "23 Best Olive Garden Bussy Toots" in the seven and a half minutes before we all forget about that meme forever

mastodon i'm sick and tired of you not retooting this good good toad. either do it or perish by this toad's hand

someone cursed me w this and now I’m cursing u

Afraid of going back on Tumblr... I fear they will persecute me for my "Bong presenting nipples"...

UFB (unidentified flying bastard)

If i look away for five seconds I feel like I’m gonna miss at least the birth of two memes and the death of one

a lot of you think you can compare to my godhood

three tips to help you relieve stress:
- pet cats
- smooch cats
- tell cats you love them

hey my prof marc read a story w mana in it and didn’t know what mana meant anyway please appreciate this super specific meme

i open my mouth to speak
no words come out
only toots

hatsune miku sucked my dick in a toriel cosplay and stole my wallet