jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

The “She took ___ in the divorce” meme just looks like a round of cards against humanity

@theguardian aint no time like the present!!

@tothepark Fuckin Finally

@theguardian right now!

When can I personally oppress Tumblr?

robbing home depot speedrun (from the police)

any "picture" of "me" that contains any of "my" facial features should not be trusted and immediately discarded

Wanna see a cool trick with rocks? I sure do! Hehe, had the inks for this sitting around for a bit so I decided to finish it! #fyrearm #mastoart

I envy those of you who can just open your mouths and be good at being funny

@danishcookies Oh, absolutely.
My friends that I "met" online during the original liberatory #jan25 revolution told me it is now worse than during the Mubarak dictatorship,
but then as now, the "world leaders" prefer Egypt under dictatorship and with economic exploitation imposed by IMF "loans" forcing neo-liberal policies, so they sell arms and surveillance equipment to the regime which is e.g. among the world's wost against Free Press (there is only one actual free newspaper left).

@carlygayjepsen
Okay but I didn't choose to be attracted to multiple people at once.

froot and vedgedible

Reminds of when the then "Muslim Brotherhood" Egypt regime declared in 2012 that people must beware protests lead by anarchist "B for Bendetta",
which was actually "V" from the movie "V for Vendetta", also known as "the Anonymous mask",
so in response several people went out and bought such masks to wear in their already planned protests.

An Egyptian journalist friend of mine said then,
"Do you know what 'anarchism' means? It means your mother will wear a 'bandetta' mask!".
:-D