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in the olden days you had to send a letter to the newspaper editor if you wanted to shitpost, and then they might not even print it

Dear Seattle,

Stop being being expensive. Seriously. Wtf?

Thank you,
Chel :bun:

@danishcookies allophobia is when you are bigoted against old-timey british police officers.
"Allo, Allo, Allo, wot do we 'ave 'ere?"

*CIA voice* All I wanna do is ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ and ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ take your country

new concept: subboosting

its like subtooting but you just boost an earlier toot you made so they see it and realise how shitty their take is

NSFW 

I...I....I just found out they make foot-shaped fleshlight. Like a disembodied foot with a coochie at ankle height

my job gives me an uncomfortable insight into just how many students put pieces of gum under their tables and chairs ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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