jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

*gnome voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@lynnesbian
*Steve Jobs voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users

@Louisa @Quixote171 looking GOOD, monarch!!

@Quixote171 @Pixley @Louisa runny yoke is the best kind!!! sop it up off the plate with the pizza crust!!! if u don’t like it foh outta here!!!?

dont forget to eat ur food

or i will

my favorite thing about the fallout 4 release cycle was how many time bethesda would say "we are NOT doing a survival mode like in new vegas. ours is different and BETTER " [it wasn't]

ever since i started using mastodon and made friends my fucking general state has improved. the absolute madman has genuinely gotten over a real deep depressive episode with the power of friendship.

my stinky cat woke me up at some unholy hour for snuggles, it was adorable though so cant really complain

*sweeping the floor of a barber shop* "gonna make some hair fritters tonight..."

i can’t get my 4yo to stop saying the f word lol fuck

this is as of 2015...take your pick

@JohnBrownJr the challenges of raising a twitch streamer are varied and interesting.

alexa, which countries will not extradite me to the US for treason

All Out Against #Bolsonaro! - An Appeal from #Brazil - #antifa #Nenhumedeles #ForaTodos #elenao Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/28/all-out-against-bolsonaro-an-appeal-from-brazil/