jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
queer/geek/artist/entomologist/professional regiphagist
transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
Joined Dec 2018
"twink is a slur" vs "TERF is a slur" vs "allo is a slur"
unsanitary
@byttyrs Bye y'all Imma go be a Cnidarian and eat and shit through the same orifice
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@danishcookies that's a poophole and it counts
@byttyrs but it's also a peehole
@byttyrs What if I have a cloaca?
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when people talk about "the tragedy of the human condition," what they mean is the fact that we all poop
Abuse Mentioned (-)
@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @DragonessDella@octodon.social @artisticfennec This kind of "purity of label" bullshit is just common gatekeeping bullshit trying to appeal to allo, perisex, cisheteropatriarchy oppressors.
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*gnome voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users
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@lynnesbian
*Steve Jobs voice* we should deprecate right-click. it's only used by extremely technical users and alienates our users
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@Louisa @Quixote171 looking GOOD, monarch!!
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@Quixote171 @Pixley @Louisa runny yoke is the best kind!!! sop it up off the plate with the pizza crust!!! if u don’t like it foh outta here!!!?
early childhood sex education, ableism
@metapianycist
I have borderline and I can tell you it was not the pictures of pee pee that turn me this way.
Hint: it's the abuse and possessive behavior disguised as "overprotection"
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dont forget to eat ur food
or i will
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I’m sorry but there are no crimes
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my favorite thing about the fallout 4 release cycle was how many time bethesda would say "we are NOT doing a survival mode like in new vegas. ours is different and BETTER " [it wasn't]
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ever since i started using mastodon and made friends my fucking general state has improved. the absolute madman has genuinely gotten over a real deep depressive episode with the power of friendship.
@dankwraith
*chanting* PICS PICS PICS PICS
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my stinky cat woke me up at some unholy hour for snuggles, it was adorable though so cant really complain
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*sweeping the floor of a barber shop* "gonna make some hair fritters tonight..."
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i can’t get my 4yo to stop saying the f word lol fuck
queer/geek/artist/entomologist/professional regiphagist
transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
Joined Dec 2018
