jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

;)

Contestants are shown a variety of geometric shapes and must name each one without panicking and running out of the room in fear.

Things that need to be normalised in 2019 part 2:

•Plural systems
•Trans children being accepted
•Autistic self-advocacy
•People using it/its pronouns
•Littles

Contestants are given a dog and they are permitted (and encouraged) to pet the dog.

A Fediverse-based dating game show where 10 people enter and all 10 of them leave in a single polyamorous relationship.

A show where you have to guess someone's gender in 20 questions or less

Wheel! Of! Bees!

Contestants and the audience have all their money taken from them and then distributed equally.

@garfiald everyone quick to talk about how garfield's tomato was full of cum, but no one stops to ask why someone would just bite into a whole ass tomato instead of cutting it up and cooking it into a meal or tossing it in a salad or something?

When @garfiald dies, we shall hold his funeral on a Monday.

I Am Intimidated By Pretty Girls, A Memoir

i screm, you screm, we all screm at own ass

reviews for me include
"you're a gay dream" -meike
"Leith do you ever sleep" -cent
"FUCK IT'S LEITH" -chris
"...demon cryptid..." -jesse
and more