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queer/geek/artist/entomologist/professional regiphagist
transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
Joined Dec 2018
@matt@radical.town
Rice puffs are better
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there are people who exist in the world, today, who think the medium of television peaked with Friends
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continuing transphobia/bullying
"The Scottish Government has ruled out a review of guidance for schools about transgender children"
https://stv.tv/news/politics/1435632-school-transgender-guidelines-will-not-be-reviewed/
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Tired: telling people ur pronouns
Wired: using ur pronouns in memes
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POPULAR GIRLS:
- Submits to justice
- Respects judges
- Hopes you make a speedy recovery
ME, A WEIRD GIRL:
- Bribes the officials
- Kills all the judges
- Makes sure it'll take you people years to recover
I feel called out when the autocorrect changed "atyy" to "ayyy"
KKK, Republicans
Hey uh if you wanna shift the blame of a domestic terrorist organization onto another political party, at the very least you have to denounce their beliefs. But I suppose none of you is gonna deny race science in any time soon.
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literal shitpostt
shooting hot ropes of shit out my ass onto Margaret Thatcher's tombstone.
@maple
would hugs make charging faster? 
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when i type “cum is stored in the ass” that’s a higher art than anything shakespeare fitzgerald hemingway or chaucer or any other old dead fukkers ever wrote
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ur valid n i love u
@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town *otter
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1 thing that makes me happy: seeing young girls wearing cat ear headbands around as a matter of everyday fashion.
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Holy shit I never realized blenders or mixers in coffee shops make sounds that get progressively louder and then gradually shift to what sounds like the shrieks of a million banshee.
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I kinda like it.
@Aleums The Hobbits show up at Sauron's lair to comment on his taste of interior decor.
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extremely cursed intrusive thought, lewd fluids, vore, diet, misandry, might have posted this before
i'm on a semen diet. i see men,
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queer/geek/artist/entomologist/professional regiphagist
transphobes/aphobes/biphobes/panphobes and pedos please kindly fuck off
Joined Dec 2018
