jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

banished to mastodon for fortnite crimes

me: join masto
friend: no
me: the tweets are called toots
friend:

*comes to ur house and steals ur kins*

@Butches blockt

Anytime I see someone with a .party instance:

Tops are a social construct

@danishcookies Galaxy brain: use an Android emulator and fake the GPS position

I just figured out a huge part of this report I have been freaking out over! Like, this discovery basically turns the project from impossible to having a clear 2 day roadmap. I'm shaking with joy at the prospect of finishing this thing once and for all and getting it out of my life

Got a new meatsuit at Claire's

ladies...did you know that uhhh...*turns into a horse*

maybe.. top lives DO matter

me: hurt me 😏
you: i’m not mad i’m just disappointed
me: stop 😢

Sb: your art wont improve if you dont practice!

Me:

chip and his brothers pt. 2

yall are still cops??? grow up