jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Anyway I was on Tumblr for 6 years and I've had more validation and fun on here in a little over a day than any of that experience

hot take, contrapoints is gonna be the trans communities jk rowling

obviously very explicit dog pettings smh

i am a raging homo. i really am.

i never understood skeletons that wore loincloths; I CAN FACE THE SKELETON DICK. GIVE IT TO ME.

I have lost all patience for homophobes.

the first rule about tooting is you constantly talk about tooting

see the toot, feel the toot, BE THE TOOT

kirby kin because i eat everything on sight

I try to commit time theft at my job every day

let’s trick everyone into being wholesome on main

It's a strap or be strapped kind of world

what are we gonna take next from the straights, lads

not even kidding this site is such a rush of serotonin bc I get near instant gratification for everything I post since my mutuals are so great

I like how this website encourages you to say exactly what you're thinking.

And how everyone seems to be thinking about being gay

Daddy’s Chummies

@shedgravity
Booty short that says "enemy of the State"

Booty shorts that say "fuck cops"