jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i dunno about you guys but im here to toot about how much i love my girlfriend

queen of the FUCKING CASTLE

if you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear Mario leaping away in the distance

GOD the komaedas are taking over

to yeet
to have yote
to have been yate

mastodon is the fortnite of social media, am i right fellow gamers? 😆

Saw some venom smut and now I feel like a can seize the day

Carpie dini bros

This site belongs to us now and cishets can't use it

@bestcat @Melody here u go
i did these separated but if any of u wanted them together hmu and ill do it

you kids let your bullies know, being a bottom is nothing to be ashamed of!

is anybody in the real world actually broken up about HW Bush being dead? all this somber media bullshit and endless funeral procession feels like an extravagant stage play without an audience. this country is so fucking bizarre

On Tumblr you can scream into the void, but on Mastodon the void screams at you

It amazes me that #AardwolfMUD is somehow still up and running to this day, with only like maybe 500 active players?

Just remember, soon you’ll be mastogone.

I tried really hard to get into World of Warcraft, but the sense of everything being a shallow prop began to set in. Runescape spoiled me in my childhood by providing such huge amounts of interaction with the world. Trees in wow are set pieces and nothing more. Trees in runescape are a resource. That little difference made the world feel alive to me. #Runescape, #MMORPG

Let's all just agree never to even start cringe culture here

@danishcookies *gently places bucket on your head to continue eating leaves*

can we cancel time? it promotes an unhealthy, capitalistic lifestyle.