jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

sometimes the timeline moves a post out of the way before I can fave it, but I always scroll down as many times as it takes to make it right. I'm just that kind of friend I guess

only furries and homestucks can interact

@hiddentriforce GONNA SLURP EM

FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY ON MASTODON PREPERATIONS BEGIN TODAY

Please bookmark this link, and use it to report any child porn, any sexual content involving minors, any sexual content being requested *of* minors, or any unsolicited sexual content being sent *to* minors.

https://report.cybertip.org/

@peculiar_perryble
Well. I guess it was just a matter of time
🔫😔

I'm. So excited for Sunday. Horny, even.

Comes into your discord and joins the voice channel but speaks only in a kermit the frog voice

i keep clicking on nsfw pictures thinking it's gonna be a joke but no. it's always porn

in take me to church when hozier says no maters or kins i felt that

starts a gofundme so i can get heelies

smash that motherfuckin "validate your friends" button!!!!!!!!

im jk rowling factkin

Those duck tour bus things that can drive on the road and in the water? Yeah, they’re also bi

i love CUTE GIRLS

if i see one more customer im throwing hands

i put together a ton of one-image beginner-friendly drawing tutorials that folks here might find helpful, including this one! megathread below 👇
#creativetoots #mastoart #gameart #conceptart #tutorial #arttut

where my customers at? give me money cowards

LOVE IS STORED IN THE SNAIL!!!