jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day

mastodon feels so much more like a community than tumblr did and i rly appreciate that

Manager: pulls everyone off the sales floor their whole shift to help ring

Sales floor: *is a fucking disaster*

Manager:

appreciate him

@sexybenfranklin He was only in it for the booty, anyway

@erinbee now they have to go thru Arrrrrr-bitration

@erinbee A great tragedy of our time.

after vomiting up everything left inside me this morning i was pretty hungry though lol

If these two can't make it in this mixed up world, who can?

ate so much pizza.

alright kill bill vol 1 streaming now

https://lets.rabb.it/UtFXdAcqwS
[cw: blood, violence, etc.]

https://www.paypal.me/illuminatedbeehive

is rat at claire's

i feel like ive been on this site for years but its bene like......... 4 days

johnny, johnny
yes papa
kinning homestuck
no papa

rats would never donate to the salvation army and neither should you!

i don't like corn

🐻 's and 🐀 's