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Cw disgusting, medical. Emotionally scarred by the worst phrase I have encountered at this job. 

"I fell and now tissue is hanging out"

war (civilians rescued) 

3126 civilians rescued, in just 24 hours, from the reactionary theocratic ISIL group by the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) as they continue the defeat the probably worst group of our times in its Operation Cizirê/Jazeera Storm/Tempest.
A statement by the SDF was released containing a battle report including items seized.
anfenglishmobile.com/rojava-no

...meanwhile SDF also has to defend against the illegal invasion by the NATO-member Turkey which has the local al-Qaeda affiliate and similar in its auxiliary forces and following whose invasion ISIL made a resurgence in several areas.

being polyamorous is great
yesterday, two of my girlfriends were too nervous to admit that they loved each other, so i was DMing them both to help them work up the courage :blobcat:

@lynnesbian
I thought everyone here was dating all their mutuals, in an interconnected network

crushed. crushed. crushed. none of you is free of cute

*scrolls through list of skateboard tricks*

nice of someone to compile this list of rad as fuck genders

you’ve tried: T pose
now try: Y pose
M pose
C pose
A pose

This is a statue located in Berlin, entitled "Politicians Discussing Global Warming."

Not ok for anything 

@jzs42069 @JohnBrownJr @Slipperywerm @DMX

Get her to squirt it back out into a glass, and *then* add the booze. That'll kill anything nasty in it, and have a nice refreshing post-coital beverage, you can share together.

Not ok for anything 

@Quixote171 @jzs42069 @JohnBrownJr @Slipperywerm @DMX this is still the worst thing on this fucking earth

@Slipperywerm @DMX @jizzwitch nog? now there’s a drink i’ve not heard in a long time,,,

Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye west he likes
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye west he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Puttin' fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
He likes in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Yes, pinkie
Index finger and the thumb
In his ass
Till his butthole go numb
West in his ass
North in his ass
East in his ass
Most definitely in his ass-

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