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me:
my phone:
me:
my phone:
me: i
my phone: Unfortunately, YouTube has stopped.

yo someone show me how to @/everyone bc I have an announcement

i asked for squid maids fully intending that i become one

@jackofallEves "OwO *snuggles up to god*. You a cutie God UwU"

but if im gay
and your gay
then whose flying the plane straight

re: You Should Leave .Social (CW: r*pe, p*do, transphobia, bestiality) 

@audrey

-someone was arguing with Euge/the mods about their moderation being Shit and there were threats to ban them if they kept it up
-said person then decided to send untagged porn to the mods
-person gets banned for this, and then goes off claiming it was the argument that got them banned, and not the porn

so basically everyone fucked up big time but the end banning is justified

@kropotkhristian my friend literally tricked me into seeing this in a theatre when it came out and I've never been able to forgive myself for loving it

im not heterophobic i just think their ideology and lifestyle choices arent what america needs in these trying times...

i eat gender cereal for breakfast
the cis cry out “no please, not our beloved gender”
i look them dead in the eye and
cromch cromch

My one complaint about masto is not enough cat photos

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