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i asked for squid maids fully intending that i become one

@jackofallEves "OwO *snuggles up to god*. You a cutie God UwU"

but if im gay
and your gay
then whose flying the plane straight

re: You Should Leave .Social (CW: r*pe, p*do, transphobia, bestiality) 

@audrey

-someone was arguing with Euge/the mods about their moderation being Shit and there were threats to ban them if they kept it up
-said person then decided to send untagged porn to the mods
-person gets banned for this, and then goes off claiming it was the argument that got them banned, and not the porn

so basically everyone fucked up big time but the end banning is justified

@kropotkhristian my friend literally tricked me into seeing this in a theatre when it came out and I've never been able to forgive myself for loving it

im not heterophobic i just think their ideology and lifestyle choices arent what america needs in these trying times...

i eat gender cereal for breakfast
the cis cry out “no please, not our beloved gender”
i look them dead in the eye and
cromch cromch

My one complaint about masto is not enough cat photos

Cw disgusting, medical. Emotionally scarred by the worst phrase I have encountered at this job. 

"I fell and now tissue is hanging out"

war (civilians rescued) 

3126 civilians rescued, in just 24 hours, from the reactionary theocratic ISIL group by the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) as they continue the defeat the probably worst group of our times in its Operation Cizirê/Jazeera Storm/Tempest.
A statement by the SDF was released containing a battle report including items seized.
anfenglishmobile.com/rojava-no

...meanwhile SDF also has to defend against the illegal invasion by the NATO-member Turkey which has the local al-Qaeda affiliate and similar in its auxiliary forces and following whose invasion ISIL made a resurgence in several areas.

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