jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@_Xorn_ loched in the basement

@_Xorn_ jon arbuckle is assad

@_Xorn_ he;ll yeah

can we hit one thousand boosts

i showed you my peninsula please respond

there’s so much u could actually make fun of kanye for i don’t get this bit

so does anyone wanna write my obituary or should i do it myself

me and da boys

@realtoddhoward what a dick!!

kanye west belted a maga hat at me like in mary-oh odyssey and when it landed on my head i became Redpilled

think about it: if they just get to make up what a planet is as they go along, and give and take away planet status at a moment's notice, any of us could be a planet if we really wanted to

@Gayest how do I @ everyone tell me ur secrets damnit

me:
my phone:
me:
my phone:
me: i
my phone: Unfortunately, YouTube has stopped.

yo someone show me how to @/everyone bc I have an announcement

i asked for squid maids fully intending that i become one

when you gotta get all your drunk friends home

piss

im going to factkin diogenes now