jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

the communist manifesto and harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban are literally the same thing

eyelids are just eyeball foreskin

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY EVERYONE

Hegel, after falling through a time portal into 21st century america and seeing the ways in which white people have appropriated various aspects of black culture, music, and social mores

thinking of hosting a game show called “How Problematic Is It?” where you win by “serving the tea” and lose by being “C A N C E L L E D”

Those animals which acquire habits of mutual aid are undoubtedly the fittest.
-- Peter Kropotkin

#anarchism #quote #bot

I never noticed before, but it looks like Steven Moffat's favorite joke is "Women don't know how to drive LOL.".

*falls down stairs, immediately eats to regenerate health*

GOD I wish I could be on here more but these holiday hours are KILLING me

me @ customers now: GET UR SHIT AND GET OUT

As I staved to the point of literally dropping nails,
because neo-liberal policies ensured I could not even travel to social services in order to drop off the last resort documents after I had been thrown out of the State-usurped union-insurance agency because I followed my doctors' orders to "keep active",
I instead had to walk several miles just to drop off a form,
but instead get told "we can't help you, try next month".
This while I kept refusing to just pick up food without paying at stores, so I instead lived on moss from the woods.
I at least then though I had public begging as the next resort.
THAT is now about to be BANNED in entire counties.
This is not theory. This is people starving.

This is the least heard, needing you to speak up for them the most.
Where are you?
NOW is the time.

@dankwraith I know that Megaman 11 was well received, but there have been others? :0

(legitimately curious, I loved the X & Legends series, as well as the originals)

in the olden days you had to send a letter to the newspaper editor if you wanted to shitpost, and then they might not even print it

Dear Seattle,

Stop being being expensive. Seriously. Wtf?

Thank you,
Chel

all i want in life is to drink a lava lamp

For your consideration

Followers validate my art challenge

*CIA voice* All I wanna do is 💥💥💥💥🔫 and 🛩️🛩️ take your country