jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@lynnesbian i open this every 30 minutes just to remind myself of what pain really is

@lynnesbian
I was warned, yet I did not listen. "it cant be that bad". it was. punished for my hubris

@lynnesbian

every time i read this, i grimace

discord is pretty much the only Shit Program that i'm forced to use daily and now it won't even fucking open

ketosis even sounds like something that could kill you, and yet, people still dont learn

me, choking out the next guy who comes into the theater to buy an ipa with his own scarf: i bet your favorite movie is dunkirk you son of a bitch.

this holiday season dont let your dreams stay dreams: kill the asshole in front of you who is exchanging lengthy witticisms with the cashier. bury your arms in his viscera and paint a portrait of pure pain with the viscous fluids. hail santa.

cant stop posting wont stop posting

*yelling into the end of a ethernet cord*

wake!!! up!! pals!! i miss you!

berries banned ace discourse because if they stop jackin' off to 'ships' for longer than five minutes they literally die. its how they breathe.

Good morning and merry Christmas Eve to the few Christians in the crowd. Today I present you with the bee hummingbird! Barely bigger than a bee, this bird is small enough to pick your pockets without you even noticing. And often does!

jesus christ ATE MY ASS and I SURVIVED?? (story time)

only good part of organized religion is the monasteries. wanna live in an old castle with my squad

The view from the Istanbul University Library

if u get into an argument with someone from berries.space all u gotta do to make them shut up is mention asexuality. theyll either refrain from replying so they dont get banned OR theyll reply and then they get banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😹😹😹