jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@Dayglochainsaw im glad he finally found his calling 10 years after becoming a lets play guy was a good idea

drug dealers do more good for the economy than hedge fund managers

@interneteh these were sweet and delicious. thanks for doing your exercises, crabs

getting ready to reheat already cooked crabs. easiest Christmas dinner ever

@interneteh crab hot tub (I don't have a metal colander)

yelling about why linguistic prescriptivism is bad at the dinner table like a very normal person

Paper #snowflakes on a window with the curtain closed

#Photography

@lynnesbian FUCKEN FUCK U LYNNE

@soft ah yes, hoxe, the plural of hoe

this was me then and this is me now. i stand by this picture. circa 2016

pop that clit like a pimple