jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Important legal reminder: if you are on jury duty, you can always find the defendant not guilty regardless of how good the evidence against them is, and you cannot be punished for this in any way. The law specifically allows it, even though prosecutors and judges want you to think you must find people guilty if the evidence is strong enough.

It's worth noting, however, that if they think you are planning to do this they will not put you on the jury, so just shut ur mouth about it, mmkay?

@lynnesbian @danishcookies @CornishRepublicanArmy (i am frantically refreshing)

@CornishRepublicanArmy
paying for multiple aeroplane tickets
voring everyone and paying for only one

paying for anything
voring the police

jordan peterson is probably crying right now

the most horrifying concept for normies is that others will one day be treated with the same basic level of respect and acceptance that they have passively enjoyed their entire lives

normies fucking love jordan "kermit" peterson because he gives them what they crave: academic approval of their extremely culturally normative and widely accepted values and prejudices, and feeding of their persecution complex by the insinuation that these values are under attack by powerful institutions (they arent)

People who think they have no ideology remind me of people who think they have no accent

@wintgenstein THEY'RE PUTTING TOOTS IN THE TIMELINE... THAT TURN THE FREAKING HETS GAY

me, a brainless undergrad computer science student: ok i need to do some humanities requirements "the problem of evil" sounds cool

me, emerging 5 months later with an enormous beard and a crazed expression on my face: fuck

I feel like this is a Very Fediverse Mood

@Dayglochainsaw im glad he finally found his calling 10 years after becoming a lets play guy was a good idea