jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

yall ever noticed that lesbian romantic relationships have like, a totally different tone than het ones?

i was watching a het couple today and they were just absolutely taking the piss out of each other and i was like "i feel like my girlfriend would find the idea of playfighting like that just straight-up fighting"

me gay, me gay

If he's gonna leave me on read, Imma leave his dick on dry

it is a shame that there's nowhere closer to buy any good music but i guess it's just not a thing anymore!! even tho big retailers never even offer anything worth buying anyway!! i'm not salty!! not one bit!!

this is a joke i live about an hour away from a cluster of independent record stores and half an hour to forty-five away from two others

man what if there was like, a gamestop but for music??? wouldn't that be neat lmao

The life of every little mayan boy and girl is worth infinitely more than every single piggo working for border patrol, ice, or customs.

It's amazing that Morrison can write such affirmational stories even after being killed as a member of the Suicide Squad.

RT @sapphicgeek@twitter.com

Just a reminder that Wonder Woman doesn't believe in TERF nonsense.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sapphicgeek/status/1077966884761452544

this is the only known video evidence of the "bofa dot lol" website

@kropotkhristian i have a lot of faith in gen z and this doesn't surprise me at all tbh

Sunday morning #catposting

(the little tiger is Fern, the little panther is Opal)

@natalie@masto.ninja You're gay? I didn't know!

Hey, wanna see my rack?

you gotta support your friends.

if your friend makes a video game, play it.
if your friend likes to read a book, read it or at least a plot synopsis.
if your friend likes looney tunes, help them paint a big mural of a tunnel on a rock wall and wait for an anthropomorphic animal to run into it.

it's that simple.

i probably wouldn't have played many of my favorite games of all time if i didn't steal them

steal video games

she's baby...

We need to normalise pissing ourselves in public

Maybe it used to be hard to make a robot successfully imitate a human but these days with the way everyone talks in memes and shitposts I think we have extended out a friendly hand to robots and lowered the turing test bar down to meet them where they're at.

Not that I am complaining.

Robots don't complain.