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i know that i have disappointed my friends, colleagues, comrades, and lagangsna loving cats, and i'd just like to say a few words of apology in these trying times: 

𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸

@garfiald

🎅: Ho ho ho! Hello children, I'm Santa's cousin, Arbitration Clause!

👧🏽 👦🏼 : uh, what?

🎅: Did you know that many workplaces and services now make you to waive your right to bring complaints against them in court, and instead force you to appear before a private arbitrator that they choose and pay for?

👧🏽 👦🏼 : oh jeeze, the left can't meme.

🎅: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKIN' BUSINE

#freespeech I hate free speech, after the return of glorious posadist communism the only words allowable will be "yes" and "no" along with the phrase "slap my dingle dangle"

greasing myself up and sliding around my profile and you can read my off brand sadposts now, @​hasya23

what are intestines and vital organs but the right balance of ibuprofen / nicotine / coffee so my head hurt less

i saw the best tooters of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical nudes,
dragging themselves through the discord servers at dawn looking for a cancellation,
angelheaded commies boosting for that ancient heavenly connection to the shitposting dynamo in the fediverse of night,

boost this and i'll give you a hacker/cyberpunk name based on my 0 knowledge of hacking or cyberpunk

omg femalewarrior and nonbinarywarrior work out and train together??! are they dating?!

oh dear, just got unprovoked war declared. i THINK my fleet is like 150-200 points stronger than theirs but im not gonna risk it. time to read more dr. stone!!

does the hit movie “the 40 year old virgin” promote aphobia? in this essay, i will

re: witches.live, angery, kf mention 

@flussence @daylight @lanodan yeah, their admin is a tankie, iirc they allowed cross site organized harassment rooted in kf a while back too

I think it's cute how some people on here talk about being chased off of other social media and then use their account to act like a "popular kid" and literally bully people

Reminder that "ace exclusionist" and "anti-MOGAI" are enablers of truscum and TERF rhetorics.

cancelled, cancelled, none of oyu are beyond cancellation

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