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very shocked that there isn't a lot of usage of the "No Fun Allowed" image on this site. there's plenty of people who could use a good sending

"an instance for LGBT people who hate LGBT people" is a funny concept because /lgbt/ already exists

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I've got 31 minutes to make a 0 minute walk, wish me luck!

Dystopia is a white people word that means “what if all that shit happened TO US?!?”

News TV-channels have such amazingly different definitions of what is important.

Several channels do specials on "what did the royals do during 2018?",
while another does a special on "what did the anti-fascist, anti-sexist, multi-cultural female guerrilla YPJ do during 2018?".

Admittedly, I didn't watch the first one. :-D

pack it up folks the terrible show about a comedian from New York has cured antisemitism by having a lot of Jews. They used to want to kill us in the streets but ever since they watched the Netflix original that is just a 45 minutes Seinfeld period piece, they've been lining up to be the shabbos goy.

The account that leaked German politicians' sensitive info was @_0rbit@twitter.com, but that account has now been suspended and the paste-site it used to host the data seems to have removed the content (as far as I checked).

Sensitive info from hundreds of German politicians leaked via twitter, targeting members of all political parties except of the xenophobia-based AfD-party.
https://www.dw.com/en/hundreds-of-german-politicians-hacked-media-reports/a-46955419

And we know that it can happen to you at any time. No-one is safe. Tens of thousands of people had been living legally in the UK for 50 years (50 years!) when their landing cards were burnt because the white supremacist government decided it felt like deporting some black people. Out of nowhere, they were being deported and denied healthcare. People were fucking murdered for the crime of being black immigrants, who arrived legally decades ago.

If you've never been at risk of deportation, I can tell you straight up, it's ten times worse than whatever you imagine it is like.

I am like one of the safest immigrants to my country imaginable and the risk of deportation still gives me ridiculous amounts of anxiety. I can't begin to imagine how it feels for those who are genuinely at risk. The liberal media portrays deportation as Something That Happens. It's scandalous when you put people in cages is part of the process, they tell, but otherwise it's totally fine. It's fucking not.

@annachronism @WeedSenpai
there's like, a real intense angle to the phrase "cum infection" and I'm trying go figure out what exactly it is but i think it involves turning into a slimegirl

@CoronaCoreanici will you put the 'ram' in 'ramification'

Holy shit, this blew up harder than on hellsite

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And a worthy call for help I saw recently: https://weirder.earth/@dzuk/101344397780481949

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