jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Local Man With Laptop Up Asshole Commits Arson Spree

if u can read this: u’ve been in a coma for 23 years, gays have seized the means of production, boost this toot to wake up and join the revolution

@starwall "johnson, whay aren't any of our toots gaining any metrics? what's 'defederation'? how do we stop this?"

imagine being the sysadmin that'll have to set up and secure a mastodon instance for a corporation once people start trying to do native advertising on here

@jacethechicken that’s why I always keep this handy

reasons I can make fun of white people:
- I am white people
- Racism against white people isn't a thing
- You literally don't need a reason
- Anyone can make fun of white people at any time for any reason

eating teeth valid

catfishing people by tying a cat to a string and making them follow the cat

taking "twink" from the cis. taking "howdy" from the cis. taking "green" from the cis. taking every word from the cis until The Cis can speak only in Silence and we are finally free

@KT be dog, do crimes.

Here is the thing: Books are not a special object that transcend being consumer goods. Often elevating them to such renders invisible the labor behind them and that it should be compensated.

There are bad books!

Books as an identity is not more healthy than "gamer" as an identity. You may love books or games! You may devote yourself to them! But they are a consumer good. Not an identity.

Absolutely, get rid of the books you do not love. You own your possessions. They do not own you.

Put this on my tombstone

http://radicalgraff.tumblr.com/post/181716937396

so how long until people start sharing tootshots on other websites

Have you ever looked at a pile of rocks and thought, "if only there were a way to say, A pile of rocks, with one syllable instead of four"?

If so, I have good news! The word "karn" exists. It means, "a pile of rocks."