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While I hope people from other social media snap out of it and move to decentralized platforms, I also do not want an infestation of reactionaries from there.

AOC USPoltics 

@DragonessDella @andi

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr.Bond... I expect you will be surrendering your rather handsome collection of estates"

AOC USPoltics 

@DragonessDella I think if there were more actual communists on TV; It'd be like FDR all over again where the Liberals would be embracing AOC with open arms to ward off total proletarian uprising.

transphobia, pedophilia, nazi, homophobia, the worst thing you will read today, I'm so sorry for this shitpost 

Hetalia/Voltron/Dr.Who crossover Omegaverse Coffeeshop AU featuring Wonderbread guy illustrated by Shadman

lewdish cum ment. 

@JohnBrownJr a turkey baster shaped like your knuckles.

lewdish cum ment. 

jk we decided a pastry bag (or multiple) filled with cum would be a better storage/delivery system

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lewdish cum ment. 

@JohnBrownJr
that's what they meant when they said I was a chip off the block huh

lewdish cum ment. 

freezing my sperm diy style (keeping a huge ice cube of cum in my freezer) then anytime the wife wants to procreate we just chip a little cum off the old cum block and insert it into her coochie

piranha plant is amazing, how did nintendo manage to create a smash character that is both incredibly annoying to fight against and also not viable at all

me: hi-
piranha plant: *spike ball, poison breath, stretch attack that goes across the entire stage for some reason*

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@laurie *richard dawkins shirt voice* we are all grbage guts

pol, religious upbringing 

right wing christian thought is so weak that its only defense against oppositional thought is to isolate itself from it completely and never engage

as soon as you get out of the bubble, it all falls apart. this is why evangelicalism is dying among the youth

Hbomb truth addendum 

@milly and I'd rather we be a coalition of people who've fucked up and worked through it earnestly who ultimately have many shared goals, than an ever-narrowing group of pure souls untainted by fault who all have exactly the same priorities without any deviation

Now that #Vermont is back to single digits F, time to share my favorite ice-related infograpic.

#LearnFromSenseiPenguin

thank you so much! I'm still out here, getting that hard-core old cracker cataracts big time

ok those wild wild west sunglasses from burger king though... does anyone else remember fast food chain promotions for movies w premium items and kinda miss that sort of capitalism

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