jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

huh...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oppa gangnam style

@sasukekin

factkin?? *scoffs* yeah, i factkin... i factkin flashcards

tumblr accounts that mastodon desperately needs:
incorrect undertale quotes
incorrect deltarune quotes
RPs AUs where Sans and Papyrus just fucking hate gaster so much
swordlesbianopinions
shittycarmods
catsuggest but not a terf
blogs that post entirely in undertale textboxes
people who make pride icons for any and every character

tumblr accounts we can do without
randy slimetony

i made a friend in minecraft

If u even have a single bit of dislike for papyrus, I'll come to your house and fight u myself

i want 2 smoke blunt behind taco bell with masto mootuals

JUST LET ME HIT YOUR FUCKING JUUL BRO
JUST ONCE

we are all just smashing random words together for attention

@LuckyLuciano personally i've never learned how to speak english im just tapping those keys hoping for the best

kiwi fruit tastes like boot
on mastodon we like to toot
got a gun I'm gonna shoot
BARS

shut the fuck up if you aint talking about minecraft sasuke

i may be a cat 🐈 but i’ve nothing save love and respect for all my rat 🐀 mutuals