jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Rats are cool and all but what about Spiders? They have tiny paws!

mastodon users be like

annoying on main

gay (self diagnosed)

get,, a load of that rat,,
get a LOAD.., of THAT RAT!!!
g et a load!!!, WHOOO!!!
look at th t RAT!!!

i am the rat that makes all of the rules

People who don’t think the bathroom bills are big deals have probably never entered the mens bathroom out of fear that they didn’t pass only to horrifyingly discover that they did.

@danishcookies i can't help it, tbh, i always look morbid upon close or not-so-close examination

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come to think of it, i think that's why i'm a crow

horny on main? nah we FRIENDLY on main now. hows your day been?

asgore: we need to collect the souls of the fallen humans so we can escape the underground
toriel:

winter is so scary to me, if i feel an unexpected draft or freezing wind i get an instant panic attack

all u need to know about Word to list it as a skill on ur resume: DONT fucking use Word

this site seems very pro-rat. good

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@peculiar_perryble
@persomnus@mastodon.social
potato eyes however will most definitely poison you

sometimes u don't gotta do it 2 em'
sometimes they gotta do it 2 u
1 boost= 1 respekt