jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Lol checked tumblr and they've shadowbanned my art account cuz that doesn't show up in any of the tags and the've hidden and marked a blog full of nothing but fics as 'sensitive' even though it's 'written erotica' which is supposed to be allowed.

That website's a fucking dump

#tumblr

New concept
#mastoart #scifiart #biopunk #fantasy #conceptart

New concept
#mastoart #conceptart #scifi #fantasy #artistonmastodon #horror

Retoot to spread the message

bob ross's third eye was on hi beams

Before you sign up for anything, you should consider what custom emojis they have.

New instance?
"What custom emojis?"

Account on a new Discourse forum?
"So, custom emojis?"

Union membership?
"I understand that banding together as a working class is historically proven, and the only way, we can hold our own against capitalist exploitation, but what custom emojis you got?"

Rising homelessness: The reality of life for workers in a “booming” US economy - World Socialist Web Site -

https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2018/12/19/home-d19.html

#poverty #homelessness #capitalism #latestagecapitalism

Women and nb friends: a challenge. Send pictures of flowers to the friends and acquaintances you’re glad are here. Do this today because it’s one of the shortest days of the year, and continue doing it at random intervals as a nice reminder to others that you appreciate them.
Want some flowers and no one has sent you any yet? Don’t worry, you’re probably next on the list! You can also boost this post to let others know you’re accepting flowers, privately OR publicly.

Oh a new Lucas The Spider!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Bib94U35Y

I close my commissions today! I'll be opening them up again in 2019 with new prices, so now is your best chance to commission me!~

idea: the museum of art that will never be.

a museum with empty exhibits, all notated in the form of regular art pieces, explaining the composition and meaning behind said art, except the artworks are not and never will be made.

get as many artists as possible involved, donating their scrapped ideas or unfinished works to be displayed as art that never was.

friendly reminder that 250 million years ago 95% of life on earth died

i usually dont get anything out of cooking shows but angry but the british baking show taught me u can use chickpea juice for eggwhites and that blew my mind

thats my secret cap im always online

🎵 on the twelfth day of tooting the fedi gave to me

12 apes a-vaping
11 lasers posing
10 ropes a-blasting
9 cancelled admins
8 guys replying
7 birthday fakers
6 slime emojis

5 migrations

4 boosted nudes
3 faved toots
2 coochie elves
and a whole fediverse of good friends 🎵

Me, age 12: *on AIM* why doesnt anyone want to talk to me?
also me: *always invisible or away*

- name 3 cities
- say "uno, dos, tres, dale!"
- say "mr worldwide"

you can do these in any order but all three steps are very important

Update on spiders:

The sac spider is fully 1cm long not including legs. She rarely stretches out fully but is well over 1 inch long including legs.

The orbweaver's latest web is over 6 inches in diameter and anchored to the windowsill, not just the potted plant. Things *might* be getting a bit out of hand…

#spiders #smolfrens

Someone please create a #fantasy setting where heroic/sympathetic characters ride #tarantulas the size of horses.

It must be such a smooth ride, with the extra legs

also, let's redeem #spiders from the reputation Tolkien gave them