jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Is there a queer ballet company? I would be *so* here for that.

everyday i thank god stand up comedy is dead. it’s the one good thing to come out of our cultural shift

this is a normal and well-adjusted response to being broken up with for being an asshole

mathematically ranking women on a hotness scale is a totally not fucked up thing to do. definitely.

he’s stealing a bunch of people’s pictures now

mark went online to bitch about being broken up with. what a tool

mark just got his ass kicked by words

this movie is doing a really shitty job of making me like mark right from the start

@007 plenty more where that came from

i showed you my fursuit please respond

@lynnesbian
1) F****
2) M*********, MI
3) Pet/Good Girl

PSA: I am not a "hon", I am not a "honey", I am not a "sweetheart", I am not whatever other infantile sexist buzzwords you have the "wit" to come up with, and if you bring your insufferable condescending bullshit to my backyard i'm gonna turn the fucking hose on you.

home of the boring and ugly suckling babe

the real little shop of horrors is captialism. folks

light yagami did not deserve a goth gf

he’s watching

It was such a crazy speed of development from when we found that "BBS" which actually was "the Internet" during which classmates mockingly asked us "what's so fun about computers? :-D",
to when web-addresses were at the end of all news-shows and about that time suddenly the same classmates asked "hey, can you help me with the Internet?" (of course we did!).

A weird outcome was when I was asked to hold a course on "the Internet" for all the school's teachers, including giving them grades...
before I had graduated and they had graded me.

Conflict of interest? Yes...
but I was also on the Municipal Council, which was technically all of theirs' boss. :-D

anybody got some spare content laying around?